
Dwight gets letters from Future Dwight as a prank from Jim in Stamford and rushes to save Stanley from being poisoned by his coffee. However, when Pam points out that it's nice, Michael asks Kelly why she didn't get more for him. Ryan is bought Indian Clothes causing Michael to make fun of him. However, Ryan shuts Dwight down by answering before Dwight can get his answer out. Dwight keeps trying to trick Ryan with riddles. Michael asks Ryan if he wants a pencil from the warehouse then walks to the 'warehouse' behind a stack of boxes. #The office us season 3 transcript movie
Pam makes popcorn because it is Movie Monday but no one wants it. He asks Pam to look it up, but she doesn't, and Michael asks if in thirty years she will want to have a kid with him. Michael wants to adopt a child because of watching Oprah. Dwight then pretends to cry because Jim is gone, but says he doesn't miss him. Ryan explains that he was promoted and footage of Pam kissing Jim comes up.
Pam helps him by using an umbrella to pull the coat rack.
Jim convinces Dwight that he can move objects with his mind and Dwight begins to believe it when he moves a coat rack. Pam is still making wedding preparations and Phyllis tells her she has received her 'save the date.' Angela says she doesn't have hers yet.
Jim explains that "Dwight finding drugs is worse than anyone actually doing drugs." (" Drug Testing")
Dwight finds drugs in the parking lot and starts a huge investigation. Jim asks Michael how is it not a pyramid scheme and goes on draw a pyramid around the sketch Michael has drawn to explain the idea, proving to everyone that this indeed is a pyramid scheme. Michael tries to interest the guys in purchasing calling cards. Michael says he works with a bunch of nerds when Jim and Dwight correct his use of superhero analogies when talking to the kids. Michael then is about to throw it at Pam before the theme cuts it off. Michael and Dwight throw a football around the office, and it ends with Dwight tackling Ryan down. It's Valentine's Day at Dunder-Mifflin and Pam says it's like grade school. It's Women in the Workplace Day at Dunder Mifflin, and Pam expresses her thoughts. Cut to Michael creepily staring at Ryan through his office blinds. Ryan finds it odd that Jim keeps looking at him, but it's nothing like Michael looking at him. Jim keeps looking up to reception where Pam is missing and Ryan is. Jim says, "Up dog" leading Michael getting tricked into saying "What's Up Dog?". Dwight crashes into a pole and throws up while rushing to get Michael after he calls for help because he burned his foot on a George Foreman Grill. Dwight's things are in the vending machine because Jim hides it and makes him pay to get his wallet with nickels. Michael gets a Christmas Tree for the office, but it is too big, leading to it breaking into the ceiling. He later says, "The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.
He makes everyone cut off the lights and go silent. Michael freaks when he sees a man with a turban approach his office.Dwight tells Jim about his yoga ball and Jim then pops it with a pair of scissors.Michael wears his casual jeans around the office and Ryan is forced to dry clean them.Dwight goes into the bathroom, telling Kevin to wash his hands. Dwight's desk is missing because Jim hid it in the bathroom.Thinking he'd disconnected the line, he says he wishes he could fire the assistant, only to learn he hadn't disconnected the line and she heard him. He tells her assistant that he'll get back to Jan with a name. Michael has to provide Jan with the name of the employee he's firing.Jealous, she tells him to give her the extension next time. Pam gets a call from Katy asking for Jim.Michael said he needs Ryan to come in early for something, that "something" is Michael's breakfast sandwich. Michael has Ryan get him a breakfast sandwich on the way in to the office.David criticizes the in-universe documentary for portraying him in a negative light and leaving out all the footage of him being a competent boss.
Gareth annoys Tim by singing "Mah Nà Mah Nà" with David and another employee joining in.